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cottognapple:

ven0moth:

if i was your boyfriend id never let you go. id sew myself onto your body. we are permanently bonded.

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spockhetti:

nowherebloom:

Anne Hathaway, Audra McDonald and Raul Esparza in “Twelfth Night”

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fahrlight:

His majestys, Henry V, crown just arrived at Lindas lair. The Lokis want to keep it. We told them it’s hollow, they don’t listen!

Photo and Lokis: Linda Sto

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walk up in the club like hetalia

Russia: walk up in the club like VODKAAAA
China: walk up in the club like AIYAAHHH
France: walk up in the club like honhonhon
England: walk up in the club like DOUBLE O NINJA
America: walk up in the club like I'M THE HERO!
Canada: walk up in the club like sorry eh
Japan: walk up in the club like no rikey
Germany: walk up in the club like BLAAAARGAARAG
Italy: walk up in the club like PASTAAAAA
Romano: walk up in the club like what the crapola happened here?!
Spain: walk up in the club like hola mi amigos
Portugal: walk up in the club like spain's a nerd
Belgium: walk up in the club like my waffles are better than yours
Netherlands: walk up in the club like i'm not spending any money here
Luxembourg: walk up in the club like I'm so elegant
Cuba: walk up in the club like are you okay young lady
Sealand: walk up in the club like pay attention to me!
Sweden: walk up in the club like this isn't ikea
Finland: walk up in the club like merry christmas to all
Denmark: walk up in the club like yes! free beer!
Norway: walk up in the club like shut it, dane
Iceland: walk up in the club like i hate this family
Estonia: walk up in the club like why is everyone girls now?
Latvia: walk up in the club like yo sealand calm the hell down
Lithuania: walk up in the club like i've got a shield muthafuka
Poland: walk up in the club like pony! you came back!
Holy Roman Empire: walk up in the club like it's only an inspectioooonnn
Prussia: walk up in the club like CROTCH CLOTH
Greece: walk up in the club like i wanna be a cat
Turkey: walk up in the club like nobody touches japan
Cyprus: walk up in the club like play nice you two
Egypt: walk up in the club like do you want some pot(s)?
Austria: walk up in the club like degaklegakle
Hungary: walk up in the club like wiener weenie thing
Seychelles: walk up in the club like i'm a strong independent country who don't need no england or france
Monaco: walk up in the club like i bet you can't beat me in poker
Ukraine: walk up in the club like i'm so poor
Belarus: walk up in the club like i love big brother
Switzerland: walk up in the club like tastes like sandwich
Liechtenstein: walk up in the club like big bruder's so good to me
Scotland: walk up in the club like england sucks
Ireland: walk up in the club like top o' the fekking morning
Wales: walk up in the club like sheep are cool
Australia: walk up in the club like s'up cunts
New Zealand: walk up in the club like oz don't make england worry
Hutt River: walk up in the club like I'm better than you
Wy: walk up in the club like sealand you doofus
Kugelmugel: walk up in the club like independence is art!
Ladonia: walk up in the club like i'm so high-tech
Molossia: walk up in the club like who the fuck let you into my place
Seborga: walk up in the club like yo where the ladies at
Ancient Rome: walk up in the club like ♫this is what heaven is like...♫
Germania: walk up in the club like prussia you little shit
Ancient Greece: walk up in the club like herakles ready my battle armor
Ancient Egypt: walk up in the club like fuck off rome
India: walk up in the club like elephants are great
Thailand: walk up in the club like isn't toto the cutest
Hong Kong: walk up in the club like whatever old man
Macau: walk up in the club like hong kong is cuter when he's mad
Taiwan: walk up in the club like Poi Poi Poi
South Korea: walk up in the club like call me big brother da-ze!
Vietnam: walk up in the club like taiwan this is way too short
Romania: walk up in the club like bulgaria take it off!
Moldova: walk up in the club like big brother I missed you!
Bulgaria: walk up in the club like I'm starting to tingle with excitement!
Cameroon: walk up in the club like let's play some soccer
Ecuador: walk up in the club like I'm hecka cute and so is my tortuga
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mechacop:

apple5kies:

That’s horrifying

Legend says that if you leave your phone in a public bathroom and return at a later time, the BATHROOM MONKEY will leave his mark within your phone. This signifies that the BATHROOM MONKEY won’t stop until the subject is dead. Change your name. Flee the country. Burn your phone. The BATHROOM MONKEY will not stop.
Share this photo to ensure that your phone will be immune to the BATHROOM MONKEY’s curse.

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